A wildlife photographer took a picture of a completely different type of cock when he spotted a penis shaped cloud above his house.
The keen-eyed snapper, known only as Villager Jim, couldn't resist getting a shot of the pornographic precipitation for poseterity's sake.
The 48-year-old had been pottering around his home in Foolow Derbshire, when the lewd formation briefly passed by.
"I couldn't belive it when I saw it over my house. Its not usually the sort of thing I would take a picture of but I'm not going to miss out on a huge c**k flying overhead."